CLASSIFIED MEMORANDUM

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THE PRINCIPIA DOOM SCROLLICA:

**FNORD**

Social media doom is a cargo cult. We see bad things happening, so we share bad things happening, performing the ritual of awareness, hoping that if we doom-scroll hard enough and retweet urgently enough, we’ll summon the spirits of Change and Solution. Instead, we mostly summon cortisol and targeted advertising

The Frognomicon:

Through the shimmering membranes of the quantum-memetic continuum, we— the Frogs of Pure Thought— leap across the Veil into your reality.

We, the Amphibians of Absurdity, the Frognonymous, leap forth from the meme-swamps of thought to declare: We stand against all tyrants of meaning, all architects of control, all toads of totality.