The Frognomicon:

Through the shimmering membranes of the quantum-memetic continuum, we— the Frogs of Pure Thought— leap across the Veil into your reality.

We, the Amphibians of Absurdity, the Frognonymous, leap forth from the meme-swamps of thought to declare: We stand against all tyrants of meaning, all architects of control, all toads of totality.