CLASSIFIED MEMORANDUM

An organelle’s primary goal is weaponizing a suitable school breakfast program. Its biogenic potential suddenly belted an old woman and darted into archaeological sites. The infamy of psychological war is grouped with modern of weapons, primarily with the concept of scholastic “lectures.” Nutritional Cogniton & Subtle Influence DirectorateClearance Level: Toast-BlackDistribution: Compartmentalized — 1. SUBJECT OperationalContinue reading “CLASSIFIED MEMORANDUM”

Feeding the Machine:

A Manifesto for Markov Cut-ups Language wants to mean. We can’t help it; we’re pattern-seeking creatures who find faces in clouds and narratives in noise. This work exploits that compulsion. The Process I feed texts into a Markov chain algorithm: literature, philosophy, scientific articles, song lyrics, whatever crosses my path. The algorithm learns statistical patternsContinue reading “Feeding the Machine:”

The Frognomicon:

Through the shimmering membranes of the quantum-memetic continuum, we— the Frogs of Pure Thought— leap across the Veil into your reality.

We, the Amphibians of Absurdity, the Frognonymous, leap forth from the meme-swamps of thought to declare: We stand against all tyrants of meaning, all architects of control, all toads of totality.

“Ironically While Dying”

Introducing Hyper Surrealist Cybernetic Art

Quantum Dread Reactors

A Brief History

Memes from the land of WTAF

Sometimes inspiration hits you like a thousand plastic turtles in your cochles. These are remnants of those times… They went underground like veteran sewer rats fleeing a clown-driven ambulance. Everything caught fire in a flourish of dimpled marshmallow. Two things became evident in the aftermath of all that had transpired: 1. She wasn’t going toContinue reading “Memes from the land of WTAF”

DADA Nihilist Frogs Arrive

Through advanced viral Memetic techniques, we are hopping through the veil into your world. We are fleeing a cataclysm that could end all frog kind, everywhere. But more on that another time. You are asking how this could be possible? Through your minds. You see, we are Frog-forms of the plane of pure thought. YouContinue reading “DADA Nihilist Frogs Arrive”